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No. We'd like to make one but Apple won't publish any more drinking games on the app store because, quite rightfully, they're scared one of you idiots is going to drink too much.
That isn't a question, Karen.
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Interesting question. It's thought provoking. Awakening almost. We'll have to get back to you, there's so many variables to consider.
There is. Click here